25 July 2008

Oh please.

Filed under: the news, ha ha!, eyerolling — Dorkelina @ 841

Feminists get their panties in a bunch over a video game.

First of all, it looks inappropriate for kids- despite the “cartoony” graphics style. Check all the blood, and dead bodies strewn across most of the screenshots linked from the article. I wouldn’t allow my kids to play it just for the sheer violence content. How does that “create a new generation of fat-hating assholes”? (To paraphrase one of the sources listed.) In my opinion, this game should be hit up by the ESRB with at least a “Teen” rating (I was unable to find a rating for it on the site). By the time kids are teens they’ve had years of schoolyard experiences with fat-haters and bullies who will seize upon any perceived fault or difference to shame, ridicule and berate other kids for. As if that isn’t enough, they’re likely to hear tales of how obesity can negatively affect their health (from the education system, those fat-hating assholes). Fat-hating cities are banning fast food and transfats, requiring calorie counts on menus, and suggesting that it’s in peoples’ best interests not to eat until they balloon up like Mr. Creosote.


(be advised that this is a disgusting, graphic skit with bad language and a lot of vomit- watch at your own risk)

I’d also like to take this moment to call out Wyatt as a fat-hater, since he spent half of this year trying to lose weight (with quite some success)! We all know he didn’t do it for his health and fitness, but because he saw Mr. Creosote videos and played the Fat Princess game, and it made him hate fat.

23 June 2008

Filed under: the news — Dorkelina @ 725

Son of a motherfucking cocksucker, I really need to piss and I am fucking tired of all this shit. If you have a problem with my language, go to hell, you cunt. Get the tit out of your mouth and grow up. It’s only words.

What I mean to say is… Rest in peace, George Carlin.

12 June 2008

I hate politics…

Filed under: the news, politics, eyerolling — Dorkelina @ 1427

…and yet I am still compelled to post about the circus, because it’s really unavoidable- and it sure grinds my gears.

Just read this article on the (im?)possibility of a McCain-Lieberman ticket. Bummer.

It’s unfortunate that there are people in the Republican Party that have got their heads so far up their asses that they’d sit and wring their hands over social issues while a damn fool with about five minutes of experience gets his ass elected. Way to screw the country, jackasses. If you had half a brain you’d stop pushing your morality on other people that you don’t even know, and do a better job instilling it in your own children, whom you are responsible for.

Or maybe the cliche about the preacher’s slutty daughter was just a big smear job started by liberals to make Christian folks look bad? Give me a break.

6 June 2008

Nooo!!

Filed under: the news, Canada — Dorkelina @ 1927

The CBC is apparently considering doing away with the familiar Hockey Night in Canada theme.

All I can say is NO! NO NO NO NO! Don’t DO it!

If you’ve never watched Hockey Night in Canada (IN CANADA) you’ve never been to Canada, in my humble opinion.

It’s an institution! This cannot stand! They might as well just take all the donuts and the mounties out of Canada too! GAAAH!!

20 May 2008

The real “sicko” strikes again

Filed under: Army, the news, *sigh*, politics, anger — Dorkelina @ 703

Propagandist/professional douchebag Michael Moore is at it again.

He illegally used Michael Yon’s photo (we know the photo, now, don’t we?) on his “let’s all give Obama a handjob and the Oval Office” website. I won’t link to it. But here is the story at Michael Yon’s site. I mean, we know that Moore has no shame, but he apparently has no regard for the law, either.

This is my outrage for the week.

16 May 2008

Mazel tov, you homos!!!

Filed under: the news, Love — Dorkelina @ 1039

Opponents vow to fight CA gay marriage ruling.

These gays want to marry the person they love. OMG! That’s HORRIBLE!

Quick stop them before they become HAPPY!

This is why people say conservatives are “evil”. What kind of group goes around trying to crush other people’s attempts at happiness!? Wanting to deprive people of happiness is way, WAY worse in my eyes than wanting to have sex with someone who happens to be of the same gender.

I hope all the queers in Cali get hitched before the ruling gets overturned. Good for them. Just because they’re gay doesn’t mean they don’t deserve love and joy.

15 May 2008

Raargh.

Filed under: Army, the news, Second Life, grr., bitch — Dorkelina @ 1113

House to boost GI Bill.

Meh, did I ever tell you about why I don’t even GET my GI Bill?

Maybe I shouldn’t, though, it just angries up my blood- and I have enough stuff causing that lately. To be totally honest with you, I have had even less control over my temper ever since I got home from Iraq, and I realized this just recently. I was not such a raging bitch before. Promise.

Oh and a couple of items I forgot about in the last post-

Second Life: my creative outlet (visual not verbal) is now just a reminder that I really and truly am untalented. Fuck the fact that my blog sucks- I can cope with that. The fact that I make pretty things and no one appreciates it is really what upsets me, because it’s a genuine effort to not be a goddamn angry fire-monster all the time. I am feeling overlooked and bitter about stuff. People photoshop their work (digital images from virtual reality, like photographs but NOT) and get rewarded for their portrayals of Second Life? Not that the images aren’t nice, it’s just that if you photoshop the hell out of it, it’s not a picture from that virtual space anymore, it’s just a pretty picture. I added no effects whatsoever to the two images I submitted to a recent “contest” for displaying the lovely new atmospheric rendering in SL (”windlight”- it makes the virtual world that much more real and SURreal all at once) and was totally overlooked. I take the guidelines seriously and get shrugged off. It’s gotta be a total lack of talent.

Then there’s the worst thing of all.

I can’t figure out how I can possibly afford to fly out and get my oldest daughter when her summer vacation starts. I sit here searching fares, desperately attempting to wrangle dates and destinations so that I can make it to her dance recital and not spend thousands of dollars that I just DO NOT have- and all I get for the effort is a headache and a horrible, heartbroken feeling that I will have to tell her that I just can’t make it there to see her dance. I’ve never seen her dance or play piano at a recital. I’ve seen one video of her performing in a school christmas pageant. I feel like a real shitbag mommy right now.

So now that I’ve unloaded almost all of my angry here, I will apply myself to finishing the dishes so that I can make that food I mentioned before. Already have put a list in lazy’s hands- he came home at lunch, took out that garbage, and looked generally terrible- his face may be purple by the end of the day. Poor lazy fucker.

9 May 2008

I pimp myself, baby.

Filed under: the news, freak-out, Ew!, Second Life — Dorkelina @ 908

Not really, but instead of re-writing my post, I want to direct the readership of this blog to my Second Life blog.

Oh boy.

3 May 2008

Uh oh, here we go again.

Filed under: the news — Dorkelina @ 923

Hey look- KOOKS!

I’m linking it because AP spelled the name of the town in Idaho where these folks moved from WRONG.

It’s Sandpoint. One word.

And right now I am wondering if I know any of these kooks.

29 April 2008

Army barracks filthy, condemnable places? Duh.

Filed under: Nothin' special, Army, the news, Ew! — Dorkelina @ 738

No surprise to me.

At Ft. Campbell, we lived in buildings fill of mold, asbestos, roaches and worse. Exposed pipes? What, aren’t those normal?

I don’t recall the sewer backing up like they show on the story there. Doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

And yes, our buildings would have been condemned if they’d been anywhere other than an Army post, too.

At Campbell, though, the infantry had brand new nice barracks. We didn’t. So no one gave a shit.

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