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d o r k e l i n a http://dorkelina.com/blog Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:37:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 en What’s a dorkelina? http://dorkelina.com/blog/about/ http://dorkelina.com/blog/about/#comments Thu, 13 Dec 2007 02:39:15 +0000 Dorkelina Nothin' special A dorky girl. Not very geeky. Slightly nerdy. Quite girly.

Been doing the blogging thing on and off (mostly on) since 1998- that’s about 10 years, if you’re counting- and I still suck at it.

I’m in my early 30s. I have three offspring ranging in age from 10 years to 1 year. (See “Cast & Crew” page for names)

Currently employed as a domestic engineer for a thoroughly gorgeous G.I. He might be lazy, but I have three letters for how he makes me feel: OMG.

He’s not perfect- he moved us to Italy. I will be glad to leave again.

Formerly employed by the U.S. Army (2003-2005) as an MP. See?

Dorkelina

Yes. That was taken in Iraq. The fact that I did that job and enjoyed it does not make me remotely butch. The fact that I shave my hair down to 1/4″ every few weeks doesn’t make me butch either. Underneath it all are the frilly underpinnings of girlitude.

My opinions are mine- they do not represent the views of any organization I am currently or formerly affiliated with. Your opinions are yours- but if you phrase them respectfully and intelligently, I won’t go all apeshit and delete them if you comment here.

I swear a little. A lot less here than I do in my everyday chit-chat with my lazy, non-chore-doing, pain in the fucking neck of a husband, but I still let the expletives fly sometimes. I have rage problems.

P.S. No, you may not see my frilly underpinnings.

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