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Comments on: Oh please.
http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/07/25/oh-please/
Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:39:37 +0000http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2by: Dorkelina
http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/07/25/oh-please/#comment-1401
Mon, 28 Jul 2008 12:36:36 +0000http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/07/25/oh-please/#comment-1401I think you're quite right, Wynne m'dear. I personally am waiting for the stick-figure mudflap girl to make an appearance.I think you’re quite right, Wynne m’dear. I personally am waiting for the stick-figure mudflap girl to make an appearance.
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http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/07/25/oh-please/#comment-1400
Sun, 27 Jul 2008 05:12:04 +0000http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/07/25/oh-please/#comment-1400That's right--an updated mudflap girl! (Do you think that would make the "feminists" happy?)That’s right–an updated mudflap girl! (Do you think that would make the “feminists” happy?)
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http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/07/25/oh-please/#comment-1399
Sun, 27 Jul 2008 05:11:10 +0000http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/07/25/oh-please/#comment-1399And, as long as we're talking about fat-haters...I personally believe the country is becoming more and more tolerant of fat. Actually, I think they're embracing it with both arms, and trying desperately hard to reach ALL the WAY AROUND! And look, I have proof: I spotted <a href="http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t193/muskadillo/naked_silver_lady.jpg" rel="nofollow">this</a> sticker in the WalMart parking lot, just a few days ago!And, as long as we’re talking about fat-haters…I personally believe the country is becoming more and more tolerant of fat. Actually, I think they’re embracing it with both arms, and trying desperately hard to reach ALL the WAY AROUND! And look, I have proof: I spotted this sticker in the WalMart parking lot, just a few days ago!
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http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/07/25/oh-please/#comment-1398
Sun, 27 Jul 2008 05:06:46 +0000http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/07/25/oh-please/#comment-1398The critic's logic seems to be a little...er, <i>lacking</i>. Playing a game where you plump up a princess--how does this make you hate fat, exactly? (I know--that was your point exactly--but boy, did she seem to jump outta left field with that one...)
What puzzles me about this particular game--um, what audience are they marketing this for, exactly? People that loved Zelda AND who love Grand Theft Auto? But hey, at least all the gore is a bright, cheery shade of red, and you could say the spatters look pretty!The critic’s logic seems to be a little…er, lacking. Playing a game where you plump up a princess–how does this make you hate fat, exactly? (I know–that was your point exactly–but boy, did she seem to jump outta left field with that one…)
What puzzles me about this particular game–um, what audience are they marketing this for, exactly? People that loved Zelda AND who love Grand Theft Auto? But hey, at least all the gore is a bright, cheery shade of red, and you could say the spatters look pretty!
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http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/07/25/oh-please/#comment-1384
Sat, 26 Jul 2008 05:08:23 +0000http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/07/25/oh-please/#comment-1384I'm still fat. I'm just "less" fat now.
As for the video games, I have been playing Grand Theft Auto IV for weeks now. Yeah, at some point, you get to shoot at the police, but I love it anyway. It's a frakkin' game! Lighten up, people!I’m still fat. I’m just “less” fat now.
As for the video games, I have been playing Grand Theft Auto IV for weeks now. Yeah, at some point, you get to shoot at the police, but I love it anyway. It’s a frakkin’ game! Lighten up, people!
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http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/07/25/oh-please/#comment-1383
Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:39:59 +0000http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/07/25/oh-please/#comment-1383<em>Feminists get their panties in a bunch over a video game.</em>
At this time, I feel it is my duty to point out "bunching" as one of the inherent dangers of wearing panties. Continue at your own risk, ladies. And don't even get me started on bras.
As to the topic of that video game, the P.C. crowd won't let up until the whole country looks like an episode of the Smurfs--bland, inoffensive, and syruppy sweet. I'm kinda hoping a giant asteroid will hit Earth before that happens.Feminists get their panties in a bunch over a video game.
At this time, I feel it is my duty to point out “bunching” as one of the inherent dangers of wearing panties. Continue at your own risk, ladies. And don’t even get me started on bras.
As to the topic of that video game, the P.C. crowd won’t let up until the whole country looks like an episode of the Smurfs–bland, inoffensive, and syruppy sweet. I’m kinda hoping a giant asteroid will hit Earth before that happens.
