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your template is messed up…that big long space between the header and the text makes me think im scrolling down to a great big practical joke or a screaming picture of an ugly witch
Comment by Dread Pirate Piper — 20 June 2008 @ 1852
What space?
HEY! Who sees a space!?
I think your browser’s fucked. No one else has mentioned a space and I don’t see it.
Don’t tell me you’re using Internet Explorer! I’ll laugh at you.
P.S. I just checked with Explorer and now I have to amend my previous comment.
Your eyes are fucked.
There’s no space.
Actually WordPress was acting stupid for me this morning and I couldn’t log in, and it is ENTIRELY plausible that their issues created display problems.
Advice is try again. If trouble persists, check for browser updates. Plugin updates. And maximize the damn window too.
dammit…maximize my window? what fun is that if i dont have to use a magnifying glass and scroll down to see the next letter. piecing together words is half the fun of the internet. and here you are trying to take all my fun away..killjoy.
and yes..i DO in fact use the blue e on my desktop. i used firefox for about a year then they forced an upgrade on me that i didnt want and then there was a bug that caused it to lose all my favorited pages. i had to browse fat sweaty tech geek forums for a walkthrough on the themporary fix. i got sick of having to do that and just switched back to the e.
Comment by Dread Pirate Piper — 22 June 2008 @ 1503
Well it works in Safari on my new Mac too.
So I am officially calling this one “just you” and gently suggesting a compliant browser for your interwebzing.
YOU CANNOT MAKE MY COMPLY. The blue e and I refuse to be assimilated into your strange little working browser cult. You are so lucky that you are overseas. They have laws against that kind of stuff over here in the good ol U S of A.
Comment by Dread Pirate Piper — 23 June 2008 @ 1402
Elementary School.
Jesus, I suck.
Comment by Wyatt Earp — 12 June 2008 @ 2151
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Pingback by Elementary School? | Support Your Local Gunfighter — 12 June 2008 @ 2301
Junior High…eh, probably cause I deleted my whole before and am working off a small sample size.
Comment by tsl — 13 June 2008 @ 013
I think I did this before but I can’t remember what it did to me. High school, I think.
BUT
what I really want to say is:
WHEE! She has been messin’ with her template!
Comment by wynne — 15 June 2008 @ 051
Junior High School. Not exactly attacting MENSA members,… ;)
Comment by TrekMedic251 — 15 June 2008 @ 306
haha my LJ is “Elementary School” and my MySpace one is “College Undergrad”
now i know why i find so many of your posts confuzzling
Comment by dogpoop — 15 June 2008 @ 1347
Don’t fret about the confuzzleation. It’s not the big words, it’s the crazy.
I have no idea how these ratings work, my old blogs were all elementary school.
Comment by Dorkelina — 15 June 2008 @ 2240
usually they go by sentence length and word length. whenever i had to do papers for school i made sure Word gave them a nice high rating
Comment by dogpoop — 17 June 2008 @ 731
your template is messed up…that big long space between the header and the text makes me think im scrolling down to a great big practical joke or a screaming picture of an ugly witch
Comment by Dread Pirate Piper — 20 June 2008 @ 1852
What space?
HEY! Who sees a space!?
I think your browser’s fucked. No one else has mentioned a space and I don’t see it.
Don’t tell me you’re using Internet Explorer! I’ll laugh at you.
Comment by Dorkelina — 21 June 2008 @ 859
P.S. I just checked with Explorer and now I have to amend my previous comment.
Your eyes are fucked.
There’s no space.
Actually WordPress was acting stupid for me this morning and I couldn’t log in, and it is ENTIRELY plausible that their issues created display problems.
Advice is try again. If trouble persists, check for browser updates. Plugin updates. And maximize the damn window too.
Comment by Dorkelina — 21 June 2008 @ 904
dammit…maximize my window? what fun is that if i dont have to use a magnifying glass and scroll down to see the next letter. piecing together words is half the fun of the internet. and here you are trying to take all my fun away..killjoy.
and yes..i DO in fact use the blue e on my desktop. i used firefox for about a year then they forced an upgrade on me that i didnt want and then there was a bug that caused it to lose all my favorited pages. i had to browse fat sweaty tech geek forums for a walkthrough on the themporary fix. i got sick of having to do that and just switched back to the e.
Comment by Dread Pirate Piper — 22 June 2008 @ 1503
Well it works in Safari on my new Mac too.
So I am officially calling this one “just you” and gently suggesting a compliant browser for your interwebzing.
Comment by Dorkelina — 22 June 2008 @ 1849
YOU CANNOT MAKE MY COMPLY. The blue e and I refuse to be assimilated into your strange little working browser cult. You are so lucky that you are overseas. They have laws against that kind of stuff over here in the good ol U S of A.
Comment by Dread Pirate Piper — 23 June 2008 @ 1402