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Comments on: I are a geenyus! http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/06/12/i-are-a-geenyus/ Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:10:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 by: Dread Pirate Piper http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/06/12/i-are-a-geenyus/#comment-1351 Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:02:17 +0000 http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/06/12/i-are-a-geenyus/#comment-1351 YOU CANNOT MAKE MY COMPLY. The blue e and I refuse to be assimilated into your strange little working browser cult. You are so lucky that you are overseas. They have laws against that kind of stuff over here in the good ol U S of A. YOU CANNOT MAKE MY COMPLY. The blue e and I refuse to be assimilated into your strange little working browser cult. You are so lucky that you are overseas. They have laws against that kind of stuff over here in the good ol U S of A.

]]> by: Dorkelina http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/06/12/i-are-a-geenyus/#comment-1349 Sun, 22 Jun 2008 17:49:30 +0000 http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/06/12/i-are-a-geenyus/#comment-1349 Well it works in Safari on my new Mac too. So I am officially calling this one "just you" and gently suggesting a <i>compliant</i> browser for your interwebzing. Well it works in Safari on my new Mac too.

So I am officially calling this one “just you” and gently suggesting a compliant browser for your interwebzing.

]]> by: Dread Pirate Piper http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/06/12/i-are-a-geenyus/#comment-1346 Sun, 22 Jun 2008 14:03:09 +0000 http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/06/12/i-are-a-geenyus/#comment-1346 dammit...maximize my window? what fun is that if i dont have to use a magnifying glass and scroll down to see the next letter. piecing together words is half the fun of the internet. and here you are trying to take all my fun away..killjoy. and yes..i DO in fact use the blue e on my desktop. i used firefox for about a year then they forced an upgrade on me that i didnt want and then there was a bug that caused it to lose all my favorited pages. i had to browse fat sweaty tech geek forums for a walkthrough on the themporary fix. i got sick of having to do that and just switched back to the e. dammit…maximize my window? what fun is that if i dont have to use a magnifying glass and scroll down to see the next letter. piecing together words is half the fun of the internet. and here you are trying to take all my fun away..killjoy.

and yes..i DO in fact use the blue e on my desktop. i used firefox for about a year then they forced an upgrade on me that i didnt want and then there was a bug that caused it to lose all my favorited pages. i had to browse fat sweaty tech geek forums for a walkthrough on the themporary fix. i got sick of having to do that and just switched back to the e.

]]> by: Dorkelina http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/06/12/i-are-a-geenyus/#comment-1345 Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:04:25 +0000 http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/06/12/i-are-a-geenyus/#comment-1345 P.S. I just checked with Explorer and now I have to amend my previous comment. Your eyes are fucked. There's no space. Actually WordPress was acting stupid for me this morning and I couldn't log in, and it is ENTIRELY plausible that their issues created display problems. Advice is try again. If trouble persists, check for browser updates. Plugin updates. And maximize the damn window too. P.S. I just checked with Explorer and now I have to amend my previous comment.

Your eyes are fucked.

There’s no space.

Actually WordPress was acting stupid for me this morning and I couldn’t log in, and it is ENTIRELY plausible that their issues created display problems.

Advice is try again. If trouble persists, check for browser updates. Plugin updates. And maximize the damn window too.

]]> by: Dorkelina http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/06/12/i-are-a-geenyus/#comment-1344 Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:59:17 +0000 http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/06/12/i-are-a-geenyus/#comment-1344 What space? HEY! Who sees a space!? I think your browser's fucked. No one else has mentioned a space and I don't see it. Don't tell me you're using Internet Explorer! I'll laugh at you. What space?

HEY! Who sees a space!?

I think your browser’s fucked. No one else has mentioned a space and I don’t see it.

Don’t tell me you’re using Internet Explorer! I’ll laugh at you.

]]> by: Dread Pirate Piper http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/06/12/i-are-a-geenyus/#comment-1343 Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:52:59 +0000 http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/06/12/i-are-a-geenyus/#comment-1343 your template is messed up...that big long space between the header and the text makes me think im scrolling down to a great big practical joke or a screaming picture of an ugly witch your template is messed up…that big long space between the header and the text makes me think im scrolling down to a great big practical joke or a screaming picture of an ugly witch

]]> by: dogpoop http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/06/12/i-are-a-geenyus/#comment-1340 Tue, 17 Jun 2008 06:31:02 +0000 http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/06/12/i-are-a-geenyus/#comment-1340 usually they go by sentence length and word length. whenever i had to do papers for school i made sure Word gave them a nice high rating usually they go by sentence length and word length. whenever i had to do papers for school i made sure Word gave them a nice high rating

]]> by: Dorkelina http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/06/12/i-are-a-geenyus/#comment-1339 Sun, 15 Jun 2008 21:40:46 +0000 http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/06/12/i-are-a-geenyus/#comment-1339 Don't fret about the confuzzleation. It's not the big words, it's the <i>crazy</i>. I have no idea how these ratings work, my old blogs were all elementary school. Don’t fret about the confuzzleation. It’s not the big words, it’s the crazy.

I have no idea how these ratings work, my old blogs were all elementary school.

]]> by: dogpoop http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/06/12/i-are-a-geenyus/#comment-1338 Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:47:31 +0000 http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/06/12/i-are-a-geenyus/#comment-1338 haha my LJ is "Elementary School" and my MySpace one is "College Undergrad" now i know why i find so many of your posts confuzzling haha my LJ is “Elementary School” and my MySpace one is “College Undergrad”

now i know why i find so many of your posts confuzzling

]]> by: TrekMedic251 http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/06/12/i-are-a-geenyus/#comment-1337 Sun, 15 Jun 2008 02:06:30 +0000 http://dorkelina.com/blog/2008/06/12/i-are-a-geenyus/#comment-1337 Junior High School. Not exactly attacting MENSA members,... ;) Junior High School. Not exactly attacting MENSA members,… ;)

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