23 June 2008

Filed under: the news — Dorkelina @ 725

Son of a motherfucking cocksucker, I really need to piss and I am fucking tired of all this shit. If you have a problem with my language, go to hell, you cunt. Get the tit out of your mouth and grow up. It’s only words.

What I mean to say is… Rest in peace, George Carlin.

12 June 2008

I are a geenyus!

Filed under: quiz — Dorkelina @ 1455

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TV Reviews

I hate politics…

Filed under: the news, politics, eyerolling — Dorkelina @ 1427

…and yet I am still compelled to post about the circus, because it’s really unavoidable- and it sure grinds my gears.

Just read this article on the (im?)possibility of a McCain-Lieberman ticket. Bummer.

It’s unfortunate that there are people in the Republican Party that have got their heads so far up their asses that they’d sit and wring their hands over social issues while a damn fool with about five minutes of experience gets his ass elected. Way to screw the country, jackasses. If you had half a brain you’d stop pushing your morality on other people that you don’t even know, and do a better job instilling it in your own children, whom you are responsible for.

Or maybe the cliche about the preacher’s slutty daughter was just a big smear job started by liberals to make Christian folks look bad? Give me a break.

6 June 2008

Nooo!!

Filed under: the news, Canada — Dorkelina @ 1927

The CBC is apparently considering doing away with the familiar Hockey Night in Canada theme.

All I can say is NO! NO NO NO NO! Don’t DO it!

If you’ve never watched Hockey Night in Canada (IN CANADA) you’ve never been to Canada, in my humble opinion.

It’s an institution! This cannot stand! They might as well just take all the donuts and the mounties out of Canada too! GAAAH!!

4 June 2008

Face it- I’m just a bad-ass in general.

Filed under: quiz, ha ha! — Dorkelina @ 1437
What Kind of a Western Bad-Ass are You?
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You scored as Lee Van Cleef

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Clint Eastwood

100%

Lee Van Cleef

100%

Lee Marvin

75%

Charles Bronson

75%

John Wayne

75%

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