Another easy post for me, courtesy of Wyatt.

Here are the rules if you decide to play along:

1) Link to your tagger and post these rules on your blog.
2) Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird.
3) Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blogs.
4) Let them know they are tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Okay! Here you go- the boozehound edition of this seven facts meme:

1. I’m a lightweight. No, I don’t just mean that I weigh 115 pounds (hey, that’s downright chubby compared to my pre-Army, two-kids-ago weight). What I mean is, I just can’t drink much anymore. I am drunk right now. Seriously. It’s 11 pm and I have had 3 beers and half a Bloody Mary- and I am toast.

2. I’ve never been so drunk that I puked. That won’t be changing tonight.

3. I wasn’t a lightweight before I joined the Army either. I once had eleven malt beverages at the bar while out with my good buddy L. She’s about six feet tall and curvy, so she kept getting free ones from a bouncer who had a bit of a crush on her- and she just handed ‘em over to me. I didn’t puke, pass out, or even get a hangover.

4. I have never “blacked” out (as in just keel over) but I have been so drunk that I fell asleep despite intense persuasion to the contrary. But so did he, so oh well. And I do mean my lovely lovely lazybones, of course.

5. My worst hangovers have been from drinking Bloody Marys. Including one memorable time when I had to deal with my snarky grandmother the following morning. She’s a chore for the sober, believe me.

6. I have to pee. Now.

7. I am sure I will feel rather silly for posting this tomorrow.

As for tagging, I am too drunk to remember seven names. So tag yourself if you want to.

XOXOX,
S.